There you sit. A dark movie theater, popcorn in one hand, an ice-cold drink in the other. Very excited about ‘Fifty Shades of Gray‘. With so much anticipation, tension and bare skin, it’s not at all surprising that you must have missed one or the other small, bizarre detail in the film.

The thought of Jamie Dornan’s hot body, Dakota Johnson’s excessive lip nibbling and the red playroom of pleasure pain is just too appealing. You won’t have noticed these ten slightly bizarre details in the film a hundred pro.

1. Christian pulls blank – after just a few minutes

Seriously – did you miss that? But the more important question is: How often do you see him topless during the entire film? Can someone please keep a tally sheet.

2. Peculiarities in the script

Pay close attention to how often the term “inner goddess” is used in the film. And? Noticed?

3. Rita Ora – that bob

Excuse me, you missed Rita Ora’s film debut? But her fabulous bob shines the whole time!

4. Waiting for the first sex scene

Hands up: Who else thought that the movie was all about wild, unrestrained sex? In fact, we get to see Christian’s playroom relatively late, namely when he and Ana have got to know each other better. We think it’s kind of cute that it takes a long time!

5. Ana’s hot work colleague Paul

But it is also cute. Who is he and where can we find such a hot guy?

6. Kate is annoying …

It’s hard to imagine that you couldn’t notice it. There are several scenes in which she turns out to be a terrible friend and roommate. Pay attention to it!It’s hard to imagine that you couldn’t notice it. There are several scenes in which she turns out to be terrible girlfriend and roommate turns out. Pay attention to it!

7. Ana enters the 21st century

Seriously, she’s still using a clamshell phone ?! Can you still
buy these things ?! Dear Christian, please buy her a new smartphone!

8. Christian and the sexy office girls

WHO are these women and HOW do they manage to look so damn good ?! Fortunately, Christian leaves it completely cold to see these sex bombs stumbling around in his office day in and day out, because, as is well known, he likes innocent university students who bite their lips. Thank you Ana, you are our heroine! WHO are these women and HOW do they manage to look so damn good ?! Fortunately, Christian leaves it completely cold to see these sex bombs stumbling around in his office day in and day out, because, as is well known, he likes innocent university students who bite their lips. Thank you Ana, you are our heroine!

9. What actually happens to the cable ties and the adhesive tape?

We don’t want to give too much away at this point … but it’s not what you were hoping for.

10. Christian, the multi-million dollar entrepreneur

Unplugged telephones, appointments that are canceled just to spend time with dear Ana, fly across the country in a helicopter to be very close to her … the list is long and could go on and on! Seriously Christian, how did you get so rich if you never work?!

Image sources: Fifty Shades of Gray, Universal Pictures 

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